Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject: HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
*HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM*
*1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
*2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
*3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
*4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four ** ** of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside,
Cooter
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Hope you liked that one.
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